There has been some updates to the theme since it’s been initially built. Actually, MANY updates to clean it up, stream line it and actually make it better that the site here now. Want to give it a test drive?

TAKE ME TO THE HELLBISCUIT DEMO!

Why is it called “Gumball Special?” Well… why not?! I made it for ya, I can name the sucker!

It sports Gravatar, an awesome layout, custom image field thingies and well, just looks plain ‘ol awesome.

Download it here.

Want some extras? You can have all the psd files I used from day one of HB til now.

There you have it. Keep the footer text links at the very least. If you dig the logos, keep them too! Just link back here somehow. There’s a couple readme files in there to help you out. If you get stuck, go to my contact form (I’m giving myself away here) and ask me what’s up. Just make sure you tell me it’s regarding the HELLBISCUIT theme.

Enjoy! If you don’t… go away!

What’s right for this country is for everything to go back to what it should be. Housing values are in a slump? I think not; they’re going back to where they should be. Loans are tight and hard to get? Shouldn’t they always be?! Should we give every average Joe Blow with bad credit a loan? Of course not!

Let the chips fall where they may. Take back this county. We don’t even need a president anymore. Call back the Truman Committee, hold these liars and thieves accountable and regain our money.

No more $300 million payments to shell companies for 60′s era Chinese bullets to foreign countries, no more billing for thousands of food supplies to a mere couple thousand, no more over billing and not looking into it!

I vote for no candidate. I vote for no income tax since I have no faith it’s going to any productive source, I vote let it slide and if you are gulliable enough to sign up for a loan you can’t afford, or if you’re a predator for loans; you all should burn. It’s basic math folks. A $5 calculator will keep you out of trouble.

There’s some big happenings in store as usual this season… and I’m sure once the season ends it will feel like it just began since it’s so good. If you can’t catch it, now is a great time to shell out and buy a DVR.

Showtime has been churning out some awesome series the past few years.

Also make sure to check out the prints that Shepard Fairey did for promoting the series – OBEY.

His work is outstanding. Make sure to check out his portfolio and grab someprints if they’re any availble. All of the Road Warrior ones were gone with 12 hours, so get on the mailing list and check that inbox!

Now if he’d just reprint the posters he did for John Carpenter’s The Thing…

Also if you’ve tried emailing in the past, I probably haven’t seen it. I’m kind of scared to look through that inbox now after a year, but here goes…

The first is “Humidor.” That design won a few awards and got a fair amount of recognition across the web. Now you can use it to dress up your own site with it.

The next is “Gotham Nights.” A dark theme with a little northern lights thrown in for fun. This theme uses a few javascript effects to add some pizzazz to the site. This one is a great one to modify. Andrew took it and made it so much better!

Their album “Sell Your Soul” is by far one of the best I’ve heard in some time. “Creatures of the Night” and “Psycho Ball and Chain” are stand out tracks. The end of “Doghouse” is hands down hilarious and worth picking up the album alone.

Don’t pass this one up – it’s on my top 11.

Also check out SkeletonKeyArt.com

From their site:

“The Paranormal Research Foundation was founded in 1974 in an effort to better understand the mysteries of the afterlife living around us. Dr. James Fisher began the foundation after years of research of the Paranormal and realized that further exploration was terribly important for the human race.

“We know so little of the afterlife, yet have proof that it exists here around us; and interacts with us whether we’re aware of it or not.” – Dr. Fisher, April 28th, 1974

For the majority of the life of the foundation, all research material and documentation has been archived in organized boxes on shelves with the Foundation’s offices. It has just been lately that most of the public information the Foundation releases has been available online.

Please feel free to search our archives and be educated on the Paranormal.

Sincerely,
Dr. James Fisher, Paranormal Research Scientist and Founder”

Sounds like a bunch of crackpots to me.

“He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine,” the nurse said.

For 28 years, this guy has never worn gloves and has been using dirty tools on his patients. If I was one of his patients and heard this, he’d be doing dental work on himself to pull all of his teeth out the back of his head.