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The Hellbiscuit Theme is Here!

October 2nd
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in BODY, RANDOM MADNESS, SIGHTS & SOUNDS, SKID MARKS, VANITY

That’s right. It’s been a long time coming, but the theme is ready and free for you all to use. Want to see it? Well, you’re looking at it! (pretty much).

There has been some updates to the theme since it’s been initially built. Actually, MANY updates to clean it up, stream line it and actually make it better that the site here now. Want to give it a test drive?

TAKE ME TO THE HELLBISCUIT DEMO!

Why is it called “Gumball Special?” Well… why not?! I made it for ya, I can name the sucker!

It sports Gravatar, an awesome layout, custom image field thingies and well, just looks plain ‘ol awesome.

Download it here.

Want some extras? You can have all the psd files I used from day one of HB til now.

There you have it. Keep the footer text links at the very least. If you dig the logos, keep them too! Just link back here somehow. There’s a couple readme files in there to help you out. If you get stuck, go to my contact form (I’m giving myself away here) and ask me what’s up. Just make sure you tell me it’s regarding the HELLBISCUIT theme.

Enjoy! If you don’t… go away!


THE P.R.F.

April 11th
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in RANDOM MADNESS

I just came across this site, that doesn’t make a lot of sense. Anyone heard of the “Paranormal Research Foundation?”

From their site:

“The Paranormal Research Foundation was founded in 1974 in an effort to better understand the mysteries of the afterlife living around us. Dr. James Fisher began the foundation after years of research of the Paranormal and realized that further exploration was terribly important for the human race.

“We know so little of the afterlife, yet have proof that it exists here around us; and interacts with us whether we’re aware of it or not.” – Dr. Fisher, April 28th, 1974

For the majority of the life of the foundation, all research material and documentation has been archived in organized boxes on shelves with the Foundation’s offices. It has just been lately that most of the public information the Foundation releases has been available online.

Please feel free to search our archives and be educated on the Paranormal.

Sincerely,
Dr. James Fisher, Paranormal Research Scientist and Founder”

Sounds like a bunch of crackpots to me.


CREEPY RUSSIAN PLAYGROUNDS

March 20th
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in RANDOM MADNESS

This is just bizarre. A buddy of mine just forwarded me a link to some creepy russian playgrounds. I wonder how many diapers parents go through when they take their kids to these joints when they soil themselves from fear.

Sheesh, I’d piss myself if I found my way into one of these playgrounds.


DO NOT PASS GO

March 19th
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in RANDOM MADNESS

Want to go to jail real quick? Easy, walk over to a jail parking lot and smash the windows in a cop cruiser. That’s what this guy in Florida did; he drove into the jail parking lot, parked right next to a patrol car, got out a tire iron and went to town. Now whether or not he really wanted to go to jail is still up for debate, but this guy clearly has WINNER written all over him.

The cops charged him with “Criminal Mischief.” Ha.