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The Hellbiscuit Theme is Here!

October 2nd
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in BODY, RANDOM MADNESS, SIGHTS & SOUNDS, SKID MARKS, VANITY

That’s right. It’s been a long time coming, but the theme is ready and free for you all to use. Want to see it? Well, you’re looking at it! (pretty much).

There has been some updates to the theme since it’s been initially built. Actually, MANY updates to clean it up, stream line it and actually make it better that the site here now. Want to give it a test drive?

TAKE ME TO THE HELLBISCUIT DEMO!

Why is it called “Gumball Special?” Well… why not?! I made it for ya, I can name the sucker!

It sports Gravatar, an awesome layout, custom image field thingies and well, just looks plain ‘ol awesome.

Download it here.

Want some extras? You can have all the psd files I used from day one of HB til now.

There you have it. Keep the footer text links at the very least. If you dig the logos, keep them too! Just link back here somehow. There’s a couple readme files in there to help you out. If you get stuck, go to my contact form (I’m giving myself away here) and ask me what’s up. Just make sure you tell me it’s regarding the HELLBISCUIT theme.

Enjoy! If you don’t… go away!


DIRTY DENTIST

April 5th
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in BODY

Man, this is just gross. Some British dentist (Alan Hutchinson) was found guilty of using his dental tools to clean his fingernails and ears and then using them to work on patient’s teeth.And if that’s not all, his assistant caught him pissing in the surgery sink on multiple occasions.

“He was tucking something into his trousers before zipping them up hastily. I walked over and I was behind him. He moved to the left and I could smell urine,” the nurse said.

For 28 years, this guy has never worn gloves and has been using dirty tools on his patients. If I was one of his patients and heard this, he’d be doing dental work on himself to pull all of his teeth out the back of his head.


40 SEX MISTAKES

April 3rd
POSTED or WRITTEN BY GUMBALL in BODY

Ah, us poor men and sex. We’re like a bunch of apes, poking around, scratching our noggins, rubbing our butts.

But now there’s hope!

Koenig79 gives us the “40 mistakes men make while having sex with women.”

Some of these are downright hilarious, and I wonder what type of guys would try them in the first place… *cough* #29 *cough.*