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VOTE NO ONE

September 30th
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I am so sick of these presidential candidates. They are both changing their tune left and right regarding the “economic crisis” that’s happening right now (and by economic crisis I mean “scare tactic”).

What’s right for this country is for everything to go back to what it should be. Housing values are in a slump? I think not; they’re going back to where they should be. Loans are tight and hard to get? Shouldn’t they always be?! Should we give every average Joe Blow with bad credit a loan? Of course not!

Let the chips fall where they may. Take back this county. We don’t even need a president anymore. Call back the Truman Committee, hold these liars and thieves accountable and regain our money.

No more $300 million payments to shell companies for 60′s era Chinese bullets to foreign countries, no more billing for thousands of food supplies to a mere couple thousand, no more over billing and not looking into it!

I vote for no candidate. I vote for no income tax since I have no faith it’s going to any productive source, I vote let it slide and if you are gulliable enough to sign up for a loan you can’t afford, or if you’re a predator for loans; you all should burn. It’s basic math folks. A $5 calculator will keep you out of trouble.


BACK FROM THE DEAD

September 19th
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HELLBISCUIT has been without TLC for over a year now. Very Bad. We’re working on new material and going to breathe some life back into this corpse.

Also if you’ve tried emailing in the past, I probably haven’t seen it. I’m kind of scared to look through that inbox now after a year, but here goes…


FREE WORDPRESS TEMPLATES

November 29th
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EvanEckard.com has some nice free wordpress templates for use. All that is required is that the link back in the footer be kept – other than that, feel free to hack it apart and use it as you wish.

The first is “Humidor.” That design won a few awards and got a fair amount of recognition across the web. Now you can use it to dress up your own site with it.

The next is “Gotham Nights.” A dark theme with a little northern lights thrown in for fun. This theme uses a few javascript effects to add some pizzazz to the site. This one is a great one to modify. Andrew took it and made it so much better!


KILLVILLE WEIRDNESS

March 24th
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Home of the weird. There’s some creepy stuff going on at Angry Johnny’s Killville Historical Museum of the Strange. Established in 1894 by Dr. Maurice A. Dalton, the museum is home to such oddities as “Clarence” the Mysterious Killville Pig Boy and the Amazing Killville Two-Headed Turkey.

Also in the museum is proof of the existence of “Toady,” the human frog which has been seen trolling the swamps of Massachusetts.

The museum has been plagued with difficulties in the past, but now after much restoration, has been re-opened online for all of you to check out. It’s weird, it’s odd, it’s from Killville.

p.s. Angry Johnny puts out some good tunes as well…


SEX IN FAST LANE HALTS TRAFFIC

February 18th
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Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic in the fast lane of a major highway Sunday found a couple inside having sex.A police spokesman said the female driver and her male passenger gave in to their passions without pulling over to the side of the road, causing congestion and leaving other motorists having to swerve to dodge their stationary vehicle.

A patrolman gave the woman a ticket for holding up traffic.


POST THE THIRD

February 18th
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Please excuse the debris folks, this post is just here to help figure out the layout of the site. HELLBISCUIT is being developed live (and very slowly) so you’ll see a lot of randomness happening.

I am awfully fond of the flaming cannonball man photo though.